Monday 8 July 2013

END OF SEASON PARTY CARNAGE

After events during the Boundary Estate FC end of season party that took place on Saturday 6 July, the club would like to make the following statement:

Everybody at the club would like to offer our apologies for what happened at this year's end of season party. Whilst much of the day saw nothing but jovial, good old-fashioned fun and merriment, the crazy golf car window incident needs addressing.

The Boundary Estate FC Board would like to unreservedly apologise to the young women who's car was punctured by a flying golf ball. In defence of the playing staff, the ball was intended for the opposite direction, and an ill-placed rock was the real culprit.

However, the Board would like to apologise for the immature way in which all the club's players scarpered from the area when the ball smashed the window. It is even more surprising given that not one Boundary player moved that fast on a Hackney Marshes pitch for the entirety of the previous season.

Mistakes were made but the danger of leaving that car in the golf club's car park was done so at the owner's own risk. As the sign suggests, the golf club - and Boundary Estate Football Club - take no responsibility for any damage incurred.

We hope this apology draws a line under the situation. We hope that Autoglass didn't charge the poor woman too much. And we hope there will be no further incidents during next year's end of season party.